冬去春来,莺偷百鸟声。
幽州境内驿路两旁纷纷吐绿的草木丛中,经常可见成群结队的小巧黄莺鸟穿梭其中,可惜北凉民风粗粝,没有那入春时分便意要去听莺啼“黄簧”的文人雅士,道路上一驾马车缓缓北行,车厢内女子手上多了个从低矮枝头摘下的莺巢,偶尔掀开帘子去看一看沿途风光。
一路行来,为了赶时间,少有在城池里的停歇,前不着村后不着店,女子最尴尬的莫过于人有三急,她第一次想要如厕,双腿夹紧,咬牙苦苦坚持了半个时辰,早已察觉异样的他偏偏不开口,当她终于憋不住,开口要下车,等她低头返身坐回车厢,还听他说了个恶劣的笑话,他说以前有个官员微服私访体察民意,结果在荒郊野岭肚子不舒服起来,每次有点念头就要马夫帮他寻一处幽静地方好脱裤子,马夫替官老爷接连找了几个地方,可等官老爷每次解开裤腰带蹲下,就又不想了,到后来马夫就每当官老爷问起找着地方没,都说没找到,于是官老爷终于支撑不下去,跳下马车后边跑边脱好不容易终于舒坦了,回来的时候感慨那儿真是一块风水宝地啊。
他最后还火上浇油问了她一句,是不是找着风水宝地了,她在回来途中顺手摘了那只松针草穗编织而成的莺巢,听闻过后就狠狠砸过去,被男子单手画圆轻轻接过莺巢,笑着递还给她,将功补过说了件自己的糗事,说他当年游历时,一次无意间去茅厕,听到隔壁动静不小,百无聊赖,就出口调笑了几句兄弟你是不是吃大蒜了,结果稍等片刻,他的茅房就给一名脸如冰霜的女侠拿剑拆掉小门,吓得他差点掉进茅坑里,赶忙拿手护住裆部,到头来还被那女侠冷着脸威胁要砍断他的三条腿。
这你娘的真是祸从口出啊,如果不是他急中生智,猛然间松开手,让那女侠好好见识了一番何谓雄风大振,将其吓退,恐怕免不了吃一顿饱揍。
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